Keith Lumbard tooting
So I was just chilling on my doorstep enjoying a smoke, and looking around at my neighbourhood. I've somehow ended up living in a crazy exclusive area. I was sitting out there looking at some tricked out Audi TT and started contemplating the place I find myself calling home.
The cars are one thing. The machines people are rolling in around here are insane. Ferrari F40's, Aventadores, every Porsche made in the last 10 years (all 3 of them), Bentley's, Aston's, the kind of things it would take an average man a lifetime of hard work to ride in.
The average restaurant around here is way out of my price range. The cost of rent is utterly insane. The attitude to money in general beggars belief. I went to a bar not far from my house once after my last working weekday to grab a beer, and some well to do fellow decided to buy several extremely expensive bottles of champagne and share the wealth, just because it meant absolutely nothing to him (his bank account, to be exact).
This kind of all hit me as I was out having my smoke, and it got me thinking about things. About many things about modern society, and my own place in it, lots of existential piffle that isn't worth articulating. One particular question though I could not answer, and even now I can't get it off my mind, so I thought I'd put it to you good people to see if you can help me reach a conclusion. With that in mind...
What kind of burp tastes the best? And while I'm at it, which kind tastes the worst?
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Originally Posted by Shorty
What, pray tell, put you on this in the first place, good sister of mine?
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