This is, by far, the worst idea anyone has ever come up with for a video game, bar none. I am appalled.

THIS is supposed to get me hot and bothered? After Great Uncle Sonny found a Nazi flag on the battlefield, wrapped around his waist like a dress and took a picture of himself to make fun of the Nazis?

These people should check to see if their dicks are long enough to go between their legs, so they can go smurf themselves.