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Terra - Has anger manaagement issues, she's got a nasty dark side that appears everytime someone threatens a moogle.
Locke - Worries that his hair is falling out, which is why he wears the bandana
Edgar - Wanted to be a gynecologist (okay so that one isn't much of a secret)
Sabin - Still sleeps with his childhood teddie bear and still believes he's real
Cyan - Is a "demon in the sack"
Gau - Can actually speak properly and is actually the smartest man in the world, he just fakes the whole "Child wildling" thing to be a dick
Celes - Is a total perv and constantly spying on the guys in the shower
Mog - Is allergic to SuperSlick
Setzer - Got all those scores from an unfortunate childhood accident involving a chocobo, some peanut butter, and something Setzer calls "Mr. Winkle". Totally tells chicks he got them in a gambling fight cause chicks dig scars.
Shadow - Is a classically trained opera singer, which is why he doesn't talk much cause he has a bad habit of randomly breaking out in song.
Strago - Uses Behemoth Horn as an aphrodesiac to get his own little montster up...
Relm - Is actually a bass voice and talks like Dr. Girlfriend, which is why VI will never have voice acting cause it detracts from her Moe Cuteness
Umaro - Is not a yet but just a poor man who got wasted one night and super glued his wife's fur coat to his bare skin. He plays along because he's afraid of the embarrassment.
Gogo - Is actually two midgets under that robe.
Banon - created the Returners because he hates the anachronistic video late fee laws Gestahl had passed.
Arvis - Is a triple spy who is peeved that his whole subplot was removed.
Leo - was tricked inot having that stupid haircut by Locke who wanted something to distract everyone from his own pre mature baldness.
Gestahl - is actually a dog pretending to be a man.
Kefka - Totally has the hots for beefcake Sabin, has a shrine dedicated to him somewhere in his tower.
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