CWTV.com ---What the f---?
So I missed one episode of Vampire Diaries. It couldn't be helped. I figure I'll shrug like "it's no big deal, right?" I can stream it on CWTV.com. I go to the site. The episode I missed, Total Eclipse of the Heart, is missing. I wonder if maybe it's not been loaded to the site yet. Three weeks of checking back later... what's this? Three new episodes... 14, 15, and 16. I look in on it again tonight. Episode 17... but still no 13. Why is the CW f-ing with me?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
You're watching Vampire Diaries.
CWTV's antics are the least of your problems.
Ian Somerhalder
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Get out. Vampire Diaries is smurfing fantastic. The concept is cheesy as all hell but the writing and pacing are phenomenal.Originally Posted by NeoCracker
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That.Get out. Vampire Diaries is smurfing fantastic. The concept is cheesy as all hell but the writing and pacing are phenomenal.
My first impression of Vampire Diaries when I saw the previews was "vampires are everywhere. Why, oh, why must everything be about vampires?" My girlfriend had dragged me see every Twilight. Love and vampires is such an old theme I was getting tired of it already. Then I actually watched Vampire Diaries. Then I read the wiki and learned about the novel it was based on (which I have never read) and now most of my motivation for watching derives of hoping to see some of things from the novels happen on the show. It has its lapses into "what's going on now, I'm bored" but it picks up. To be honest though, watching Vampire Diaries was what opened me up enough to watch Secret Circle (and I was actually disappointed when it was canceled, though now I'm watching Reign very much to tide me over until I can get a copy of season 3 of Game of Thrones).
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Truth.Get out. Vampire Diaries is smurfing fantastic. The concept is cheesy as all hell but the writing and pacing are phenomenal.
I'm having flashbacks of The Ceej and the nationwide television broadcaster conspiracy against him which stopped him from watching that Terminator TV show.
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