I will be using my new found, well deserved power to good use. Firstly I will be looking high and low through the forums banning any members and deleting any posts that speak ill of Del or this new regime.
As time goes on, I will then be deleting any post that doesn't mention 'Del' in the post.
Toward the end it will be any post that doesn't use 'Del' in a pun.

It will be a Del-ight.