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An end of an era approaches. What, me retiring? Exiled? Nothing could be further from the truth. It is not my end I speak of, but that of the entire EoFF staff.
My good buddy Super Delete has gone through and removed all of the corruption from EoFF. Like the story of Noah's Ark, the entirety of the staff, including all staff forum posts, staff personnel, warnings, and bannings have been washed away to user in a new era. An era of order and stability. The prior era, aka, the Four Admins of the Apocalypse, is over:
Del Murder "Admin of Death" - And all that remains is Death, for Death is constant, and will never die.
Loony BoB "Admin of Conquest" - When Daniel Towns saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more forums to conquer.
Psychotic "Admin of War" - In war there are no victors, only more fortunate losers.
Shlup "Admin of Famine" - Their hunger will never be sated, for no matter what you give them, they will always want more.
I can no longer trust these filthy foreign Admins, therefore they are gone. Long live the Delministrators of Justice:
Delministrators
Del Murder - Delmin of Power, Emperor of Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy
Miriel - Delmin of Wisdom. My Empress and second in command.
Shlup - Delmin of Courage. What? Did you think we were talking about video games during those SE meetups? We've been planning this coup for years.
Now on to those pesky Cid's Knights. Cid is long gone, and we don't need him or his name anymore. So the CK's are gone too. Behold Del's Knights, who will join me in my crusade for order and obedience:
Del's Knights
Agent Proto - One of the self-proclaimed greatest CKs ever, his love for order is unmatched.
Calliope - Your own personal crusade for structure and accountability has not gone unnoticed.
Crop - Your have shown promise during the fated Admin Thunderdome. Do not squander this honor.
fire_of_avalon - The only of the Cid's Knights I could ever truly trust. Your loyalty to me over these many years has been very valuable.
Sephex - I just really like Sephex. He's a pretty cool guy.
Yamaneko - You may be gone, but you are not forgotten. Join me again friend, the tyranny of the Chocobo is at an end.
Every totalitarian regime needs a strong propaganda machine, and this is no different. The old Editors were filled with creative people with out-of-the box ideas. So obviously they had to go. Instead, they are replaced by the Edeltors, who's sole purpose is to propagate the Message of Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy and spread it throughout the internet:
Edeltors
Freya - Your KH<3 prank showed you have a lot of promise in spreading Lies across various outlets.
Jiro - The Chosen One. Maybe you will be the one to undo us all, but Fate will be the one to decide.
Parker - Don't make me regret this.
Raistlin - AHAHA, HAHAHAHA, HAHA, no just kidding. It's Quina. Who better to spread the propaganda of my glory than myself?
What about Developers and Tech Admins you ask? What are these, you ask? I don't really know much about them either, and they probably don't do anything. So I'm sure nothing bad will happen if I just ignore them.
Today is not a day of sorrow, today is a day of joy. Rejoice, EoFF, I have liberated you from your bonds of free will and choice and set you on the True Path of e-enlightenment. Join me in celebrating this momentous occasion!
As with any overthrow of a benevolent regime, there will be a few changes around here. Fear not; these changes will be decided by me and you do not have to worry about them. In fact, in order to free your minds from that poisonous thinking, my first order of business is to abolish the Feedback forum once and for all.
And for those of you who may think 'how can Del do this didn't loony bob buy the site'? Well, I'm not sure what BoB paid for, but it certainly wasn't EoFF. How can he own EoFF when Cid never sold it in the first place? As proved by this document here, the deed Cid gave to me to produce in a time of dire need:
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