For these sad attempts to tarnish my character of single-handedly keeping this forum alive with my activity for the past two years, I would like to impose a restrictive filter to Jiro, Calliope, Lekana, and Agent Proto in which all of their posts simply read, "I am a stink bug."

Or we can switch it up to "I smell my own farts", "I voted for Mitt Romney", "I want to slather myself in vegemite and have Del Murder's dog lick it from my toes to please my secret fetish" or any combination of these.