Never fear, the courageous and competent staff of Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy is here to quell those issues. Just post any problems here and yourfriendly neighbourhoodFin-Del Fantasy staff will take care of it... the only way we know how.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Having a Del-emma?
Never fear, the courageous and competent staff of Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy is here to quell those issues. Just post any problems here and yourfriendly neighbourhoodFin-Del Fantasy staff will take care of it... the only way we know how.
I'm crying.
I'm sober.
We'll do our best to Del with your problems. Just like what one of the best CKs would have said in the past, "It's no Big Del."
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Where's the open bar?
This will be the help ticket pic that will be put into your signature until the problem is resolved.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
Have a tissue! If that doesn't help or you're out of them use toilet paper.Originally Posted by Sephex
Try to chew gum when you cut onions! You wont cry so much!
Get you some booze! Don't have booze? Mouthwash or cough syrup is a not very healthy alternative!
Spooniest has you covered.
I am having a Dilemma? Delemma? Del-Emma? I dunno. Anyways, I need to finish my writing prompt today, and I know what I want to write, but I'm just not feeling it.
Pls halp staff! You're my only hope
How is that? Del-ightfully! Watch your language though, because Del-inquents will be banned!
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
Use write or die! If you stop writing it'll start doing things to your text! So you better not stop! Power through it!
We'll be Del-ighted to help out a member in need. First thing you need to do is Delete all of your writing. Next, you Murder that writing prompt with the best writing that could kill the prompt.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Can someone direct me to the complaints department? I need to file a grievance with the new regime.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
This is the complaints department. Tell us your issue, and we'll get rid of youTM
I can give you Loony BoB's phone number. Should be about 5:30am where he is.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Oh, yeah, I have his number too. Brilliant.
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