Having a Del-emma?

[Freya]

I'm crying.

Have a tissue! If that doesn't help or you're out of them use toilet paper.

Try to chew gum when you cut onions! You wont cry so much!

I'm sober.

Get you some booze! Don't have booze? Mouthwash or cough syrup is a not very healthy alternative!

Where's the open bar?

Spooniest has you covered.