Article ideas

[Jiro]

I have some front site articles planned that will hopefully serve as wheels on which the Del Murder campaign can roll forward unto glory.

• Why Chocobos suck - this will be a controversial piece that will draw plenty of attention and degrade the support that Loony BoB (thinks he) had.
• Top Ten Power Couples - reminds people how awesome it is to have Del Murder and Miriel in power
• Character Spotlight: Quina - Quina, as an agent for Del Murder, needs more attention
• Why Fin-Del Fantasy VI is the pinnacle - enforcing the truth of FFVI's objective greatness on those with wrong opinions
• Top Ten Stupidest Haircuts - I will link these with former staff members to damage their reputations
• Character Spotlight: Whoever wins the Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy Character Tournament - gotta show some love ya know

[Jiro]

I got some stuff on racism already completed; all I need to do is blame Psychotic and Loony BoB and Shorty and we're golden.

[Del Murder]

Excellent. Make sure to circulate the memo to all of our sister sites to make it seem like we all independently came to these conclusions.

[Calliope]

• Please hold: Or, why insufferable wait times for telephone services are all Shorty's Fault
• Loony BoB in transit: Sitting next to you on the bus even though there are empty seats everywhere, why?
• Can I ask you a question? You just did, and it's probably the fault of a Cid's Knight

[Jiro]

I like it.

[Del Murder]

I like the personal touch.

[Shlup]

• Top Ten Stupidest Haircuts - I will link these with former staff members to damage their reputations

It's not fair to start a contest you've already won.

[Jiro]

I... what. I don't understand.