A Del-ectable idea

[Crop]

There's not enough Del related puns on this forum in my opinion. I feel as though we should hold a contest to see who can write a short story with the most Del puns in it.
The prize is that the winner will not be banned.


Thoughts? Opinions? Del-iberations?

[Jiro]

As apparent reigning best writer I think this is a great idea. It might be better to delude the winners into thinking they will get a real prize first though.

[Miriel]

I support any kind of ode, poem, homage, story in honor of Mr. Delicate Murder.

[Agent Proto]

Can I enter this?

Delivering justice
Even in the darkest of time
Luck has it there is a plan

Most will obey him
Under all circumstances
Ready to sacrifice themselves
Diligently serving Internet justice
Every single day
Righteously so

[Del Murder]

That's pretty good but you're about 10 stanzas short of the minimum. Hop to it Proto!

[Jiro]

I am only proficient in three kinds of poetry: acrostic, limerick, and haiku.

Dominant
Exquisite
Legendary

Master
Unfathomable
Really, really, ridiculously good looking
Deity
Eternal
Ruler


There once was a man named Del
Whose name the members knew well
He rose up today
Took BoB's power away
And sent the old 'bo into hell


Thunderdome settles
Del knew her, must enforcer
a new day will dawn