After much deliberation, I have been delegated to deliver this announcement. Due to recent... delvelopments with delinquent activists, avatar freedom has been deleted and will be replaced with the image chosen by Del Murder himself. Now, while we intend to delve into the matter, it has been delayed. So, we wished to warn you that, yes, the change was deliberate, and we hope to avoid mass delirium surrounding the issue. We at Del Murder Inc. hope that this has not damaged any delicate denizens of Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy, and are delighted to inform you that the ice cream housed within the staff forum freezing units is still delicious despite the former regime's questionable hygiene.

Thank you. Have a delightful day.