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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FINAL FANTASY

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Tellah:

Yo beard is down to the floor
showing that you're older than a dinosaur
yo name came from a spoonful of alphabets
you more pathetic than a spoony bard gets
you start at lvl50
that's half yo age
yo defense is s****y
and I'm a mage
All isolated and livin on the moon
900 year old virgin who will never see some poon(tang)!

FuSoYa:

That all you got you deceased wizard?
You forgot so many spells you only know blizzard
Avenging your daughter like it's only a game
losing your life to a simple meteo spell--how lame
You couldn't even solo an octopus
but it's I who is supposedly a wuss?
Oh, you come from the streets of Mysidia?
When you gone the party is glad to get Rydia
How many people in this game supposedly died?
Well, turns out you the only one--goodbye!

WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?!?!

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF FINAL FANTASYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY