You, staff

[Pumpkin]

Smell like poo

[Del Murder]

Unsubstantiated!

[Dat Matt]

Is the best you can do? This rebellion will be easier to quell than I thought.

[Psychotic]

You smell like camel poo. And the camel ate a lot of bean burritos.

[Fynn]

And then it fermented, making it not only stinky but intoxicating!

[Dat Matt]

How Childish.

[Fynn]

I know you are, but what am I?

[Nicolas]

Boring, if you can't find any better insults.

[Shorty]

Security, remove the threat.

[Fynn]

No one asked you, you fartface!

[Iceglow]

Alas, they smell like poo for they eat nothing but each other's poo in the eternal human centipede they form together. Long enough and dull enough to reach round in a circle so they can enjoy the ability to have a mild circle jerk on the way to poo heaven!

[Fynn]

A poo Ouroboros, if you will.

[Iceglow]

Indeed, it's a rather biological quandary just how they can survive when eating and talking so much poo!

[Shorty]

A poo Ouroboros, if you will.

Poouroboros?

[Fynn]

A poo Ouroboros, if you will.

Poouroboros?

Term = coined.