A Heartfelt Plea to Mr "Del"

[Ayen]

The Delministration caused this. Without.... without his right hand man... there is nothing left to protect Del.

Guess who's still around?

[Iceglow]

Jeff, join us! You are on the wrong side and you know it!

No, why should I give up my position to join a team of Delinquents like yourselves? I have everything I could ever wish for with Del in control.

Del in control? He controls ashes and those cursed with the destructive hell that is Comic Sans. You do not want that brother, trust me on that!

[Shorty]

Proto's only motivation is power, and he will follow whoever has it at the time. He cannot be trusted. He belongs with Del.

[Crop]

Fools! Del's power is absolute and I remain by his side to ensure this always, until your end!

[Shorty]

I find your loyalty touching.

We'll make sure to bury you side by side. We aren't heartless, you know.

[Jiro]

Hey. Comic Sans was created to help kids with dyslexia. Ya'll should be less dickish about it unless you're saying YOU HATE MENTALLY IMPERFECT CHILDREN