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    Default The minor irritations

    These fools have been allowed to rebel for too long. Do you seriously think you can disrupt this order? This golden age of EoFF? Del, along with his loyal force, will smite you all.

    This is your last chance, and your last thread to pledge your loyalty to The Cause and The Mighty Del. Failure to do so will spell your doom, no more mercy shall be shown to those who seek to bring down the forums. We will defeat you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crop View Post
    We will defeat you.
    And then you will wake up!

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    I shall pledge my allegiance and loyalty to the great Del Murder. The rebellion may torture me all they want, but I will never falter to their wants and needs to betray Del.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    We won't torture you, silly man. Do you think us sadistic criminals?

    No, we'll just kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    We won't torture you, silly man. Do you think us sadistic criminals?

    No, we'll just kill you.

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    Yeah, like nailing jello to a wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calliope View Post
    Yeah, like nailing jello to a wall
    You're wiggling against the wall with a knife in you?

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    No! Do you nail things with knives, knave?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calliope View Post
    No! Do you nail things with knives, knave?
    All the time, actually.

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    He's obviously doing it wrong if that's the case.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    You all just lack imagination.

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    Ooh, that reminds me. There's jelly in the fridge. Delicious.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Ooh, that reminds me. There's jelly in the fridge. Delicious.
    Me jelly


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    I'm glad you can dig it

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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