EoFF wouldn't be the same without...

[Sephex]

...Reminders that Something Awful mocked this site.

Had the last laugh by stealing all their smileys

And we need so many more of them

The "get in" one cracked me up.

[Parker]

:nsa: 4 the win

[~*~Celes~*~]

Raistlin's bikini picture

[Old Manus]

[Jiro]

oh man that ghost

supersized smilies are also really great. I dunno how to do them but Jessweeee♪ and Psychotic have both done it in the past fo sho


Also EoFF wouldn't be the same without DK's stories. I'm gonna post one of them here 'cause I save them.

remember to rep DK if you like it not me
Earlier in the evening today I took a walk into my local village to go draw some money out of the bank. Now, having spent my childhood living in a City that was ranked 4th on the most dangerous city in the country in terms of rates of serious crime such as murder, assault, armed robbery etc I've always been pretty cautious and distrusting of people around me in public, even though I now live in some backwater country bumpkin village in the middle of nowhere where the biggest danger you're likely to face is being cornered by an eccentric elderly fisherman in a public house and forced to listen to how "they tourists be the ruin o' Cornwall".

Apart from a couple of little chav rats who were giving people lairy looks because they were with girls and wanted to show them they had a few curly hairs on their raisin like sac's, the journey there was uneventful. On the way back I exchanged greetings with a lovely old fellow and as I got back into my street I started to relax a little bit. It was then, however, that I had a very harrowing experience. You see, as I walked around the corner into my road, I noticed a small gathering of the children from the street around the garden of one of the houses. I didn't really think much of it, and walked past on the opposite side of the road without paying much attention. Suddenly however I noticed a sharp movement from the corner of my eye and turned, much to my horror, to see a small boy of around 10-11 doing some ghetto ass ninja run towards me (you know how they run with their heads forward and arms behind them and really fast) with a maniacal grin on his face. He then bellowed "HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" like an elephant with an 11 year old boys voice and continued to charge towards me.

Now, I must admit I was flustered and unsure of how to act. I mean as I mentioned I grew up in a hole and was involved in various disagreeable situations and heard of people being involved in situations of their own and I feel I have a fair grasp on how to deal with most dangerous situations one could find themselves in when walking around in public. smurfing bail. Bail hard. You can take all your macho theatrics and chest beating male pride but a real man knows that the best course of action at any time you sense danger is to get as far the smurf away from the source of danger as quickly as possible. I'm reminded of a beautiful scene I saw in a film the other day called "The Ten Tigers of Shaolin", an awful 70's kung fu movie about 10 legendary masters basically bullying people who were supposed to be the villains but you actually felt a bit sorry for 'cause they spent the whole film getting hit with spears or being kicked off magic cliffs that appear in the middle of fields and then disappear again. But yes, during one scene the villains had launched an attack on the masters dojo while many of them were out, and had been fighting on an even par with the remaining fighters when suddenly two of the other masters returned. Without hesitation, without screaming, without cursing, without even throwing a questioning glance in the direction of the masters, the villains instantly ran like sissies straight out of the door the returning masters had yet to finish entering through. Those men knew the score. But I digress.

This wasn't a dangerous situation, though. It was just some random kid being a goof like they do. But that still didn't stop it scaring the out of me. He had the same kind of smile that clowns have, the ones that haunt you after you watch IT when you're six. And he was doing the crazy ass ninja run as well which did not help the situation one jot.

So what would you have done if you were being hunted by a crazy Joker/Ninja kid, Eyes on Final Fantasy? Would you have the testicular fortitude I did not to stick to the true path and bail for your life? Or are you one of those "smooth" bastards like Hardwood Hank who would diffuse the situation with an easy smile and nonchalont greeting? Perhaps you would have stood unsure of yourself for a moment, uttered a flat "hullo", adjusted your hat and moved on like I did.

I pray that you will never have to find out.

[Shiny]

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[Baloki]

That one time. you know with that one member, you know the one I mean :joey:

[Jessweeee♪]

oh man that ghost

supersized smilies are also really great. I dunno how to do them but Jessweeee♪ and Psychotic have both done it in the past fo sho

I just copied the url for the image, inserted it with an html tag, and added size attributes BUT THOSE ASSHOLES DISABLED HTML NOW I HAVE TO MAKE ALL OF OUR SMILIEYS BIG IN PAINT AND UPLOAD THEM TO PHOTOBUCKET SO THEY ARE THERE WHEN I WANT THEM I AM SO ANGRY ABOUT THAT

also I like the ghost can we have the ghost

[Rantz]

oh man that ghost

supersized smilies are also really great. I dunno how to do them but Jessweeee♪ and Psychotic have both done it in the past fo sho

I just copied the url for the image, inserted it with an html tag, and added size attributes BUT THOSE ASSHOLES DISABLED HTML NOW I HAVE TO MAKE ALL OF OUR SMILIEYS BIG IN PAINT AND UPLOAD THEM TO PHOTOBUCKET SO THEY ARE THERE WHEN I WANT THEM I AM SO ANGRY ABOUT THAT

also I like the ghost can we have the ghost

[Jessweeee♪]

Oh that's right you guys told me about img2 last time I whined about this and I completely forgot it existed. Oops

[Jiro]

is img2 big sized image? that is excellent.



god how smurfing ugly am I

[Formalhaut]

Gonna have to say the community and the people.

[Shlup]

Gonna have to say Aspergers.

[Aulayna]

Shlup's Quack

[snacks]

pike i will literally be using this forever now emot-frogout_zpsd97ad4b9.gif

yeah uh eoff wouldn't be the same without......uh...mm

man you guys stumped me makes u think tho