I'm very dissatisfied with my most recent haircut. It looks super dorky. Until it grows out enough I've been making it look just cartoonishly bad so it's like "yeah I MEANT to make my hair look stupid I am just so wild you guys." Because if your hair is bad sometimes it helps your ego to just say "smurf you hair" and attack it with the hair dryer from every direction before going out.

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