Should I buy a burger?

[Jiro]

Help me decide what to eat.

[Agent Proto]

Normally, I would say yes, but you have to also consider your other food options.

[Jiro]

Ooh. I could try one of those kebabs from the kebab place. Subway is too expensive here, it's like $5 more than everywhere else so hell no. But my options are limited considering how hungry I am

[Miss Mae]

I know that your best food option currently is probably a burger, so if you are close to wanting to chew off your own arm, I'd say yes. And you probably are since you've only had breakfast. If you don't eat soon, you will have to wait four hours to eat and that will be painful. You will most likely want to eat again in four hours anyway, but potentially less. (SPOILER)Who am I kidding. You'll be starving again.

[noxious.sunshine]

MAN. I'm finna hook my ass up with a burger now.

I'ma do cheddar cheese, bbq sauce, bacon, pickles, onion (maybe make a couple of onion rings??), -chips-.

[Sephex]

All options again! My reign of terror will never end. Also, buy a burger and consume it by using your teeth as a grater. Suck in that grated meat, Jiro. Suck it in.

[Psychotic]

Yes. You only asked whether you should buy a burger, not if you should eat one. While eating it is certainly the primary option, you could also sit on it, use it as a hand puppet, gift it to someone in exchange for a favour, paint a wall with it, feed a hungry squirrel, wear it as a hat or use it as a home for ants.

[Sephex]

Yes. You only asked whether you should buy a burger, not if you should eat one. While eating it is certainly the primary option, you could also sit on it, use it as a hand puppet, gift it to someone in exchange for a favour, paint a wall with it, feed a hungry squirrel, wear it as a hat or use it as a home for ants.

Don't listen to this guy. It's a trap. Suck the meat in, Jiro.

[Miss Mae]

Yes. You only asked whether you should buy a burger, not if you should eat one. While eating it is certainly the primary option, you could also sit on it, use it as a hand puppet, gift it to someone in exchange for a favour, paint a wall with it, feed a hungry squirrel, wear it as a hat or use it as a home for ants.

Finding a squirrel might be difficult in Australia.

[Pike]

I vote yes because anyone who can eat gluten should take full advantage of it. Unlike some of us who are not able to do so.

[maybee]

Warning : unpopular opinion, beware

(SPOILER) no because burgers are gross, greasy, fat and taste like grease and fat.

[Parker]

Warning : unpopular opinion, beware

(SPOILER) no because burgers are gross, greasy, fat and taste like grease and fat.

Yes you should get a burger, Jiro. Come to Wales and get one with Crop and I, we know a place

[Miss Mae]

Warning : unpopular opinion, beware

(SPOILER) no because burgers are gross, greasy, fat and taste like grease and fat.

Yes you should get a burger, Jiro. Come to Wales and get one with Crop and I, we know a place

So, I'm curious: Why were you Googling Drake?

[Parker]

I watched this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC-sZcVj4Eg and wanted to know if his real name was actually Aubrey (it is)

[Miss Mae]

That's a rockin' name. But probably not the hardcore sound he was going for, so I can see why he adopted Drake.