Should I buy a burger?

[Flaming Ice]

No!

Do not buy one, make one

Yes. You only asked whether you should buy a burger, not if you should eat one. While eating it is certainly the primary option, you could also sit on it, use it as a hand puppet, gift it to someone in exchange for a favour, paint a wall with it, feed a hungry squirrel, wear it as a hat or use it as a home for ants.

Or make a burger out of the squirrel ~!

It has reached the point where you are being encouraged to buy a burger at 3am our time, Jiro. These guys are serious.

The Burger is not confined by concept of time. It is a constant entity good at all hours of the day and night and never grows old.

HAIL BURGER!

Digesting meat while you sleep ~ ~!