Let's Read 50 Shades of Grey (and be a b*tch about it) (explicit content)

[Shorty]

I am happy to see you didn't choke to death.

[Miss Mae]

Not quite.

[maybee]

Oh god, I had so many issues with Frozen and that song was #1. I liveblogged the experience of watching Frozen for the first time and said:

Can we not teach young girls that you can “fix this fixer-upper with a little bit of love”?

And let’s not teach guys that an engagement is something to be “fixed”?

Oh, you’re not saying that you can change people, because people don’t really change? Awesome, that’s excellent, I’m really glad you clarif-

Oh. But you’re still going on about this fixer-upper bulltrout and you basically just said that it’s alright if people are a bit different when they’re angry and stuff. Hmm. Well, you almost fixed the damage you caused. Almost.

So yes, that is a perfect parallel and thank you very much for drawing it.

I love you <3

Frozen was a decent movie, and then

that

song

Hans x Anna all the way, i don't give a trout.

[Miss Mae]

I just submitted this concept as a proposal to a publishing company. If they show any interest, this thread might have to disappear so that the work still appears unpublished and they are still eligible for first publishing rights. If this happens, I'm still happy to update anybody who is interested with chapters as I write them - it will just have to be in a less publicly-accessible way.

But I'm getting ahead of myself - I will find out if they are interested some time between now and the end of May. Until then this thread will be functioning as normal!

[The Man]

Good luck