Round 1, Fight!

[Laddy]

Have you ever been in a fight?

Once I did in middle school. The guy kicked my ass so hard but people still thought I was cool because I was actually in a fight.

How about you?

[Parker]

I had a few growing up with my cousin. Real nasty dirty fights. Hair-pulling and biting and ball grabbing and invariably crying and being pulled apart by our parents.

[Ayen]

I got slapped over the head by three people simultaneously while sitting down and turned into a punching bag with my cousin a few times but never anything serious.

[Shorty]

Nope, never been in a fight. I don't even think I've ever witnessed a fight.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Lots of them.

All but a few were instigated in a friendly manner. Or took place in a fighting ring.

I like fighting.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I got beat up in Kindergarten once by 4 or 5 older kids I didn't know on the playground. That was fun.

Other than that, I've never been in a fight. Even then, I didn't put up a fight or anything.

[Sephex]

Last fight I been in was in sixth grade, and it was one of those fights that just went on and on. I went into more detail in a recent blog, but the entry covers bullying more than fighting.

[Jiro]

I'm a lover not a fighter

[Ayen]

I got slapped over the head by three people simultaneously while sitting down

I feel the need to delved more into this because it's actually a funny story and I know how people enjoy laughing at my expense.

It happened years ago when I was a kid and stupid. My friends and I were playing a game with these girls (battle of the sexist!) and we were arguing about something. I can't remember what it was. Anyway, being the ever so wise person I am I told the girl to, "Shut your big fat mouth!"

She got up.

Her friends did too.

All three of them marched over to me, my friend Geoffrey (at least I think his name was spelt with a G) went to hold the leading girl back. She asks me what I said and I'm not saying trout because these girls look mean as smurf now. Geoffrey decides to repeat what I said, they push him aside (well, I can't remember if they pushed him exactly, but they got past him either way) they surround me and start slapping me across the head repeatedly.

I don't remember how but I manage to get up and make a run for my house, my other friend Josh flanking me with a water pistol (because that would help, sure) I go inside, dad asks what happened, I lie like a dog, he eventually finds out and tells me to stay away from them.

Then I started flirting with the ring leader so she wouldn't beat me up again.

To my surprise it worked...

[Parker]

You should have beaten the crap out of those women, imo

[Miss Mae]

A girl at my (private and frustratingly religious) high school decided to be a royal cow to me once. When I confronted her about it she challenged me to a fight. I don't think she thought I would take her up on the kind and generous offer. She didn't bother me again.

[Psychotic]

Not for about 10 years. Had a few playground scraps and an ongoing war with my brother.

[Jiro]

A girl at my (private and frustratingly religious) high school decided to be a royal cow to me once. When I confronted her about it she challenged me to a fight. I don't think she thought I would take her up on the kind and generous offer. She didn't bother me again.

oh yeah, I forgot about this. It is emasculating to know you can beat me up.

[theundeadhero]

I beat a kid up in 3rd grade once because he told me I was lying about how many NES games I had. Then in 10th grade I punched a kid because he wouldn't stop calling me names and giving me a hard time in class. That's about it.