Like really, a bit over two years is a decent amount of time. If they push it back to 2017 then you've got like 37 months to try and sort something out. It's going to be rough on the ol' bank balance but can you imagine meeting 30 or so of your closest friends?

If nothing else, I suggest you make an effort so you can smack Shorty on the butt. It's an A+ butt.