If You Owned A Restaurant....

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The selfserve checkout was the greatest invention to ever come to supermarkets and large retail stores.

I hate waiting to be served and I hate waiting for my cheque and counting up our money. It would be great to just have a cash slot and just inserting money so it can calculate for you as well as a card reader where you type in your amount (or it automatically calculates it based on your seat) for those who want to pay by card.

AND IT WILL ALLOW YOU TO ALLOCATE ONE ITEM TO MORE THAN ONE SEAT SO IT CAN AUTOMATICALLY SPLIT THE BILL FOR ITEMS SHARED BY MULTIPLE PEOPLE SO SO SAYETH I.
None of this Jug of Beer all alocated to seat one nonsense!

edit: And with an electronic device you can have pictures for ALL the items on the menu and not just a select few.

And again if you want to have a traditional waiter with a fallible memory and have no hard evidence to force your cheapscape friends to pay their fair share as well as pictures for only a third the items on the menu then we will provide you with these "services" though what our waiters are doing is just inputting your choices on the exact same electronic system you're too lazy to lift your fingers for.

Also nutritional information for every item on the menu.

And you can just get more drinks and desert whenever, none of this flagging down waiters.

ALSO i'll engrave seat numbers onto the table and have little sensors to detect who's holding the ordering pad with an optional manual overide