If you're going through Hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

I will never say that I've arrived
But I will say this much: I did survive
In all that I go through, I become what I am
I will be myself because I know I can - MIC

TK, your eyes are like peas and your drool makes a puddle on the floor like wine. - BOU

You ASS. - Shorty (see also: God in Heaven!)

It's not private. There's two people in this car and one of them isn't me. - Myself

A couple of years in therapy and you'll get over it. - Dad

'sup with the whack PlayStation 'SUP??? - Joey

I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea... and then I'll put that flea inside a box. And then I'll put that box inside another box. And then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives.... AHAHAHAHAHA I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER. - Yzma

Wrong lever! *pause* Why do we even HAVE that lever!? - Yzma

Riiiiiiiiight, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. ...That poison? - Kronk

Faster, faster! Yzma, put your hands in the air! - Kronk

Uh huh, uh huh uh huh uh huh! - Kuzco

Okay I'll stop with all the nonsensical TENG. But seriously I quote that movie all the freakin' time so it's relevant! Anyway this will do as a fairly random selection. Oh, and basically every single line of Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) because that song is incredible and every line is worth listening to and remembering.