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    You can bet your socks I did. This was my first experience with Final Fantasy games and almost certainly my first experience with JRPGs. I had no idea that the very slow dialogue was actually warning me. I thought "Attack while the tail is up" meant attack while the tail is up, not don't attack while the tail is up or else...
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    I got the whole conversation the first time I played and I would have been 6 or 7 and it was my first Final Fantasy and RPG experience as well. Only time I goofed was when the tail came up before my guy could attack after I punched in the command.

    So... *brags*

    *is beat up for bragging*

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    Of course, stupid smurfing Barret. Game over screen before I was 30 mins in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToriJ View Post
    already had an attack locked in and the boss lifted its tail?
    Usually. There have been exceptions where I was trying to be a badass and straight bulled through the attack.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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