Obviously my first thoughts on entering was "Okay...." as the first thing you see is a jumping Save Point.

I'm not sure if I read everything the first time around, but knowing me I probably did, or at least the parts I felt like reading. In fact, I still enjoy reading through them all, if I have time to do so (sometimes, I think I even had an extra save there if I didn't have time to read them on my main playthrough) simply because I love FFVII, and my inner geek enjoys the detail of it, and it's a scene I like, and I found it fun to read.

Although, I feel jipped. I was told to make sure I look for a thing called secret. I still haven't found secret. What is secret.
Most likely a translation error, but I'm not sure what they were trying to say.

Another thing about the Save Point moment is the line "I'll probably see you somewhere down the road" or whatever. What is the point of that? Do I see the character who talks about the Save Point again? He/she* looks like a Gold Saucer staff, but they don't make a point of it, or was the Save Point talking at that point, and it's basically saying that you'll keep seeing Save Points in the game (but the previous line talks about the Save Point), it would make sense as a Treasure Chest appears, and talks to you after this scene (for no reason, as treasure chests are explained by talking to someone else). I think they were having a bit of fun there, but may have confused themselves with who's talking.

*I always viewed them as men with helmets on, but one walkthrough describes an important one as a "lady". I will check on iheir appearence later.