Best Date: Red XIII

Nanaki and myself are enjoying a romantic, candlelit dinner for two.

Me: "Your fur looks beautiful in the moonlight"
Nanaki: "Um, thank you"
Me: "So, I've been thinking. Where do you see our relationship in six months?"
Nanaki: "Dude, I've just met you"
Me: "I know! It's like fate, isn't it?!"
Nanaki: "... not really, no"

Worst Date: Squall

Squall and myself are enjoying a romantic, candlelit dinner for two... and I'm running out of questions

Me: "So... what is your favourite historical figure?"
Squall: "..."
Me: "Your favourite type of cheese?
Squall: "..."
Me: "Um, your favourite... um, scented candle?"
Squall: "..."