Super Expensive House; Catch: No one can die here!

[Kalevala]

Do you really have NO friends to swing by to check up on you if you vanish for a month?

What happens when I get old and all the friends I do have are dead, but I can't die because I have a magic house.

You can die. You just have to leave. Once you hit 120 im pretty sure stepping outside will kill you.

I just meant in regards to torture. The only reason I have friends is to pop in and ensure I'm not being tortured. Otherwise friendless immortality sounds fine to me.

Exactly. Not to mention there's a good chance that by the time you hit 120 word will have spread that there's something eerie about you or the house you live in. People will start to notice something is amiss.