Census part: the reckoning! - UPDATED

[Slothy]

Could it be? Are the prophecies true?

The census has returned. For those new to it, you send me a PM with your answers to the below questions. The census committee tallies them and we bring you the results in a couple of weeks. And for those members who have survived previous censi unscathed: your time is nigh.

It shall be the dawning of a new age of bile and vitriol. None will be left untouched by the pedophilic hands of Jiro, the bitchy tongue of Jinx, or the eternal rage which burns within me. No matter what you may answer, it shall always be wrong.

Now go forth children! Go forth and provide us with the statistics which will prove to be your undoing!

Gender
Age
Favourite FF
Least Favourite FF

Favourite game that Wolf Kanno hates (FFXIII, Compilation of FFVII, FFX)
Favourite game that Mister Adequate hates (FFIX, FFXII, FFT, FFIV: The After Years)
Favourite fan theory/rumour
Favorite nonsensical/impossible Final Fantasy thing (e.g. Buster Sword)
Favorite food specific to Final Fantasy (e.g. Gysahl Pickles in FFIX)
Favorite pre-rendered background
Favourite enemy predominantly coloured red
Favorite version of Prelude
Favourite Behemoth
Favourite Bahamut

You have until May 10th to send in your answers. The lashings will begin shortly thereafter.