Census part: the reckoning! - UPDATED

[Slothy]

Could it be? Are the prophecies true?

The census has returned. For those new to it, you send me a PM with your answers to the below questions. The census committee tallies them and we bring you the results in a couple of weeks. And for those members who have survived previous censi unscathed: your time is nigh.

It shall be the dawning of a new age of bile and vitriol. None will be left untouched by the pedophilic hands of Jiro, the bitchy tongue of Jinx, or the eternal rage which burns within me. No matter what you may answer, it shall always be wrong.

Now go forth children! Go forth and provide us with the statistics which will prove to be your undoing!

Gender
Age
Favourite FF
Least Favourite FF

Favourite game that Wolf Kanno hates (FFXIII, Compilation of FFVII, FFX)
Favourite game that Mister Adequate hates (FFIX, FFXII, FFT, FFIV: The After Years)
Favourite fan theory/rumour
Favorite nonsensical/impossible Final Fantasy thing (e.g. Buster Sword)
Favorite food specific to Final Fantasy (e.g. Gysahl Pickles in FFIX)
Favorite pre-rendered background
Favourite enemy predominantly coloured red
Favorite version of Prelude
Favourite Behemoth
Favourite Bahamut

You have until May 10th to send in your answers. The lashings will begin shortly thereafter.

[Jinx]

[VeloZer0]

Favourite game that Wolf Kanno hates

Is there an itemized list for this? I have a general idea, but I might be missing a few.

[Slothy]

Off the top of my head FFX, and FFXIII are definites. I'll PM them both and get them to provide complete lists.

A short list of games Mister Adequate hates includes FFT and FFIX.

[Karifean]

Balloon-selling Behemoth is clearly the only correct answer to that semifinal question.

[Bolivar]

Haven't done one of these in a while - I'm hyped!

[Wolf Kanno]

Good to see the Census has lived on.

[Slothy]

WK and Mister Adequates hated FF's have been listed in their entirety. Anyone who wants to change their responses based on the full lists is welcome to.

[Jiro]

A word of caution: choose the right answers or I will leave your mangled corpse in a stream.

[Slothy]

We've gotten some responses, but not nearly enough. I want everyone to know that failure to respond will not protect you from the verbal lashings.

[Bolivar]

I think people might have a tendency to skip threads if they're stickied as an Announcement/Important at the top. Might wanna bounce this back into the general rotation so people can see it constantly bumping as a top thread that everyone wants to talk about.

[Bubba]

I will get onto this over the next couple of days.

I'll try not to do it whilst inebriated like last time.

[Pike]

IMPORTANT

There was an error in this survey, Mister Adequate does in fact rather like FF The After Years.

That question has now been changed to:

Favourite game that Mister Adequate hates (FFIX, FFXII, FFT)

Thanks!

[Ayen]

Makes me think of this:

[Slothy]

The submission phase is complete. No more submissions (unless I'm feeling generous).

Now excuse me while I go feed the submissions into the census tabulation robot.