Organized chaos.

My room is a total mess but I can tell you exactly where everything is.

This is probably because I spend most of my time by myself. Back when I had roommates I would clean often because I don't want anyone to have to worry about stepping over my things. On top of that, I like keeping my things separate from other peoples.

Basically if i'm with you i'm very hospitable and when i'm by myself I don't care.