Men shaving your face!

[Jinx]

What would you do if random men came up to you and started shaving your face?

[Ayen]

I'd yell at them and ask what they think they're doing.

[Iceglow]

I'd probably assume it's some weird sort of come on and be very flattered, and disconcerted as hell about rejecting their advances I mean... DUDE! THEY HAVE BLADES AT MY FACE AND NECK!!!

[Miss Mae]

I would be very nervous about the crowd of strangers approaching my hairless face with sharp implements.

[Jiro]

They would ultimately find their mission frivolous.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I'd ask them if they were trying to clean me up and make me look good for my second head which you think is a good idea in another thread.

alternatively

My prestigious beard is invincible.

[fire_of_avalon]

PUNCH FIRST, NO ONE TOUCHES WITHOUT MY LEAVE, ASK QUESTIONS AFTER.

[Bubba]

Ask them if they could maybe give my hair a trim while they were at it.

[blackmage_nuke]

Once they start with the shaving cream I would react with force before they got the blade too near my face to cause me damage from them flinching. It took me 6 years to grow a beard that wasnt pathetically thin and wispy.

[Psychotic]

Thank you, saves me the bloody bother of doing it.

[escobert]

Smack them! I don't shave that trouts evil! If any trimming is done to my facial hair it is with hair clippers.

[KentaRawr!]

First they take my facial hair

Then I take their lives

[Araciel]

Five or less I kill them.

More than that I suppose they kill me.

[Parker]

well you know what i would just shave them right back

[Quindiana Jones]

This is why I hate Wednesdays.