Why is Rufus so popular? He never did anything in FFVII except give a cartoon villain speech about ruling the world with fear. Then he never even lived up to it. He just had a big parade. Also he tried to commandeer the Tiny Bronco even though Shinra owns at least a couple planes.

The real stars are Gya Ha Ha Ha and Kya Ha Ha Ha. And Palmer, a man who's lard saved him from a speeding truck.