Clearly the answer is Malt-O-Meal
Cream of Wheat!
Malt-O-Meal
Some other brand the OP has never heard of!
They are all disgusting!
I am a communist and have had nothing like these!
Cream of Wheat Vs. Malt-O-Meal
Clearly the answer is Malt-O-Meal
The correct answer is grits, but I'll eat oatmeal or cream of wheat on occasion.
I like Grits and all, even though I didn't even think to put those in the poll, but smurf YOU SHARKY!
Malt-O-Meal for life mothersmurfers!
Has anyone seen the Cream-of-Wheat adult video?
For obvious reasons I cannot link it here but it features a dancing, sax-playing slice of wonderbread as well as the aforementioned Cream of Wheat.
I highly recommend everyone google it.
Grits with cheese and junk!
What the hell is this other crap y'all speak of?
I have eaten grits and I can say without a tremor of hesitation that anyone who likes that stuff (including my ex-girlfriend) is severely deranged.
Malt-O-Meal a.k.a Cream of Wheat a.k.a farina "cereal" is awesome... when properly prepared. I only voted for Malt-O-Meal because that is the company I most often got my farina from. Though I have recently been picking up cheaper brands (the Walmart brand is Great Value).
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Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
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Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
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