I mean, like, I got mugged a couple years ago by three hispanic guys who came up behind me and assaulted me with a bat and then some fatass sat on me while the other two repeatedly smashed my face into the ground and kicked me in the chest and groin. Does that count?

And then some kid made the mistake of trying to mug me all by himself a few months back and I broke his face in a bunch of places and snapped his arm in a couple places and called the police and told them I just beat the smurf out of a kid. I got a concussion. He got a broken nose and broken elbow and -shattered- forearm.

RUNONSENTENCESARECOOL

Moral of the story?

If you're gonna mug someone, bring backup, and hit them from behind with a weapon.