Yes, and I especially get strange looks from the nurses I work with. I literally think they would set up caffeine drips on themselves if they could.Originally Posted by Jess
Yes, and I especially get strange looks from the nurses I work with. I literally think they would set up caffeine drips on themselves if they could.
Boldly go.
But..but... coffee is my life force. I love, love, love it, but you try to get any sort of energy drink in my body I will absolutely flip. Until like two years ago I thought it was rancid, but I was late for class and I didn't have time to wait for a white chocolate mocha.
Adults drive expensive cars and have high paying stress free jobs and drink coffee and have cocaine addictions and pay alimony. Adults are so cool!
streme Wheelie
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yeah that whole being able to pay your bills thing is a pipe dream.
During law school, I was treated as some sort of freak of nature for not liking coffee. I still hate it.
I could pretty much quote Bubba's post word for word.
...
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I was in second grade when I learned college was optional. I was like wat why would anybody want to go to school. I still don't want to go.
Being happy.
I thought having a car would be cool, but I don't see the necessity of it at this moment in my life. For me, it would just be an unnecessary payment.
I thought I'd be able to do whatever I wanted, like eat chocolate cake at midnight and never go to the dentist. Now eating at midnight makes me feel guilty and I just got back from my annual dentist visit. Sigh.
I also hate coffee.
I used to think that as an adult I'd like to wear suits, drink coffee, read the morning paper before work, and watch the news on TV. Now that I am an adult I don't like any of those things.
>>> I thought I would look like this as an adult..
It did not happen..
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
My printing/handwriting still looks like that of child's. My signature looks horrible and I desperately want to change it, but then it wouldn't be consider my "signature." Poppycock!
But I do love coffee.
I thought being an adult would mean I'd get fat and bold! But I'm the same size as high school and same amount of hair!
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