Hmm...

- I'm shy
- I'm modest
- I'm still a virgin
- I can find a better use for the word "poppycock"
- I'm no longer a virgin
- I'm not capable of being capable
- I'm probably a virgin
- I'm not a prude
- I'm not fond of the word "prude"
- My boyfriend tells me that I'm a virgin
- I ruined the flow by not starting with "I'm"
- I'm definitely a virgin