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    Default Oh my god I was just told the single greatest thing I may have ever been told

    So, I go to the gas station about a block from my house to get me my pop from time to time, so I know some of the workers their fairly decently.

    The lady I was talking to there this morning told me she saw me walking a couple days back, and mentioned it to her son, apparently like, eighteen years old.

    And, according to here, this is how that conversation went.

    Son: "His third eye is open."
    Mother: "WHat does that even mean, how can you tell."
    Son: "You can just tell these things. He looks as though nothing in the world could bother him. He's spiritually awakened."

    She went on to say how I always just seem to have such an aura of happiness, though she had no Idea about this third eye stuff herself. XD

    So yeah, that may be the single greatest thing I have heard in like, ever.

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    I got nothing. That is smurfing brilliant.

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    When someone tells me my third eye is open it usually means I'm walking round naked again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    When someone tells me my third eye is open it usually means I'm walking round naked again.
    Note that though this word suggests a previous instance of this action, you should know that there are multiple previous instances and all of them - all of them - ended in a classy hotel room at 3 in the morning on a Thursday.

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    A blind client told me I took his blood pressure wrong because it should be higher since I am so sexy :cute:

    Boldly go.

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    That third eye also allows you to see through illusions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chemical View Post
    A blind client told me I took his blood pressure wrong because it should be higher since I am so sexy :cute:
    Was his third eye open too?

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    I hope you have entertained the idea that he is not blind but instead is pretending so he can check you out without it being obvious

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    He doesn't need to be blind to check me out. He only needs to be blind to accidently grope me. Speaking of gropingyou should msg my new mobile so we can set up a lunch catch up before I go back to Cananada (visiting 3 weeks... mostly to stalk Krissy)

    Boldly go.

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    I was once told my third leg was open. What does that mean?
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    It turns out that lady is just a real big Tool fan.

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    Hah.. big tool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    Hah.. big tool

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    I don't get it.

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    The band Tool has a song called Third Eye, if that's what you were wondering. Then the other dude made a Beavis and Butthead like comment, so I posted that link to join the fun.

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