Let's Watch Gossip Girl [warning: some mature content]

[Pumpkin]

Dan and Jenny get ready for their respective nights.



Me.

And Blair also gets ready, which she does wrong and disappoints her mom.



Blair tries to stand up to her but fails.



Aaaaand mom of the year award.

Then the Kiss on the lips party starts and Jenny arrives in a hand-sewn dress of her own. She is spotted by Chuck Bass.



Who is being a major creep.

Dan and Serena head to see his dad in concert, but arrive pretty early before the show.



There's some chuckle chuckle flirt flirt as Serena and Dan admit this is a date.

Back at the party, Chuck moves in on Jenny



DON'T DO IT JENNY!! But of course, she does. This leads to him kissing on her and making her uncomfortable so she texts her brother.

He at first mistakes this for another cry-wolf scenario so she tries again.



4 real dan, ths is srs



Serena agrees to go to her rescue, having just had an encounter with Chuck herself.

So they go to the party and everyone is all gossip gossip whisper whisper, apparently having nothing going on in their own lives. Blair is upset.



If looks could kill. Nate says he's just going for a walk and Dan goes around looking for Jenny. He says he can't find her, and Serena suggests they check the roof, where this is happening:



Chuck is a stand up guy.

Dan punches him and Serena yells and Chuck STILL can't remember Dan. He uses the "this is a party, stuff happens" excuse for his attempted rape, which is awful. Serena tells him to stay away from Jenny.



Good Guy Chuck.

Then Dan, Serena, and Jenny grab a cab and leave.



Then Dan asks Serena if he has a chance at a second date, which is really the best timing. Saved sister from almost being sexually assaulted? Time to ask a girl out. Serena says they'll talk about it in the cab, which they do not.



Thanks Gossip Girl!

Next time, we will start episode 2. Yep, that much drama in one episode.