Jenny returns home and attempts to bond with cool dad Rufus. He asks where she got the dress and she tells him.



Then we are FINALLY at the brunch thing and Bart is asking his son about the black eye.



He says its so Chuck can be a part of something that matters some day. Then he tells Chuck to not drink so much in the morning.

Then Dan and Serena show up and everyone is all OMGTHENERVEOFTHEM4RLZ

Nate sneaks a look at Serena to go talk with him in private.



He gives Serena the key to Chuck's suite and invites her up there in 10 minutes so they can discuss things. Afterwards his dad approaches him regarding his relationship with Blair.



I don't even need to point out how ridiculous he is. But I did anyway.

Chuck approaches Blair and asks if she's worried about Nate being around Serena.



Chuck gives Blair a key to his suite (yep) and she approaches Nate for some friskiness.



Of course they just end up finding Serena in the room.



Serena tells Blair that Nate invited her to talk and some bitchy arguing follows with them calling each other unclassy sluts. Blair threatens to tell Dan about Serena's antics.

Outside the party, Dan, looking for Serena, overhears a conversation between Lily and Bart.



Lily wants Bart to see her exclusively.

Lily then notices Dan and tells him to not tell Serena and he agrees to mind his own business.

Blair finds Dan back at the party, and everyone else decides to join in on the drama in some big drama circle.





Chuck spills the beans and Dan is upset. Then Chuck decides to antagonize Dan further by asking about his sister, Jenny.



Dan then pushes Chuck and leaves the brunch.





She says what's in the past is past and if he can't accept her for who she is now, then he isn't the person she thought he was.

Dan goes home and Rufus asks if he found Serena.



Then Dan gives Jenny some advice.



He tells her not to tell them anything.

Blair and Nate decide to stay together.



And Dan goes back to being a loser while Jenny becomes one of Blair's minions, according to Gossip Girl.



And that is all for today!