Things start off well with Serena trying to sabotage Blair when she's talking to the Yale rep, as she's trying to identify with his love of the outdoors. (Some one wake me up for the good parts.)



Dan calls her out on it. (Dan makes some good points, but he so damn WHINY about it. An angsty writer. He's a true original.)



And Nate, realizing he's bombing with the Dartmouth rep, which he doesn't care about because he doesn't want to go to Dartmouth, gives Dan his spot. (Good guy, Nate? Nah. I'm sure the only reason is so that Dan can cover his escape.)

Which of course leads to his dad fussing at him. (Escape thwarted! You can't run from your arranged life that easily! You're so close to making all of your dad's your dreams come true!)



And Nate telling his dad to shove off. (He's such a BAMF. Watch out ladies.)

Eric and Jenny bond over his recent troubles.



(The Ostroff Center?!?! That's where Chuckers saw Serena at!!!! Golly!!!!)

And Blair tries to humiliate Serena. (Same as always.)



Thinking Serena went to the Ostroff Center because she is a recovering alcoholic, Blair announces this in front of everyone under the guise of congratulating her for working with her issue, trying to ruin Serena's chances with Brown. Serena takes the fall for her brother and then tries to call a cease fire with Blair.



Which Blair refuses. (Of course she does! "I'll stop the major plot point if you will." Then you're both out of a job! That's madness!!")

Eric, however, pulls Blair over to tell her the truth.




(Don't laugh jerks. Opening up cans up cat food can be very dangerous.)




(When you look like a preteen member of Nsync I guess you need a lot of protecting.)

And knowing this, Blair later on decides to make amends with Serena, who also received a gift basket from the Brown rep who had family in the Ostroff Center. Dan also got his book signed by the Dartmouth rep. (Nothing says, "Sorry you're addicted to heroin." like a basket of muffins.)

Blair finds Serena and shows her a letter. (Dear Playboy, My boyfriend wants me to try the strangest thing.....)



In the letter, Blair talks about the troubles with her dad leaving and having Serena leave without a word. (Bros before hos, dawg. You can't leave your peeps hangin' like that.)



Does this mean they'll be friends again? (Can these two hug it out? Will they bump fists and start the healing? Will Ross and Rachel ever end up together? Who gives a s**t?!?!?)



And that's all for this time! (Can I go now? I can go now, right?!?! YOU SAID AFTER THIS WAS OVER THAT YOU WOULD UNTIE ME!!!)