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    Child's Play reimagined: Guardian Angel Chucky (original title of the thread)

    I've seen a few fanmade cuts on youtube for the likes of Mary Poppins, Mrs. Doubtfire, Willy Wonka, and Mean Girls as Horror flicks, Dark Knight, Breaking Bad, and The Fly as Rom Coms, and even Forrest Gump as a Thug Life movie and IT as a Family film.

    I don't have the materials or time to put together my own trailer (my computer won't even allow me to install anything I download). But I do have a vision of what Child's Play could look like re-imagined. The film has been the silliest excuse for a horror movie that I've ever heard of and is only frightening to little children (which I had been when I first saw it... and I probably wouldn't have been so scared if anyone had told me I was being taken to see a scary movie where a little doll kills people, but no, my dumbass aunt and her evil little children dragged me there under the assumption that I knew what I was getting into. I had never even seen a single trailer because our tv only had like eight channels. My cousin called me and asked if I want to see Chucky and I had been used to going to Chuck E. Cheese, so I thought that's where we'd be going)

    So in my version, Chucky's only purpose is to protect the child. The kid and his mother are in witness protection and hitmen manage to locate them and attempt to rub them out. Chucky, with his unassuming appearance and small size is the perfect candidate for stopping them. Of course, despite making Chucky the hero, I don't want to turn this into some kind of kid-friendly family film. So these assassins are going to be getting shot, crushed, electrocuted, stabbed, slashed, and generally ripped a new one by this creepy little doll. In the end, it turns out the doll is inhabited by the spirit of the kid's murdered father.

    I had initially imagined an opening scene which shows the original Chucky walking into a film studio dressing room and peeling off a fake layer of doll skin (the layer with his trademark "scars") to reveal that he's actually been portraying himself in a series of horror movies since he no longer has to protect the kid and needs something to do. Basically this would make the movie something like Child's Play meets Ted.

    What do you think? Any good? Are there other films you have ever re-imagined or think could work if re-imagined?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    I dislike the recut trailers of "x film as a horror film", it's too easy and doesnt require much imagination or clip searching. Just put things in slowmotion adjust the brightness/contrast and put some disturbing music over the top.
    However I love things redone as romcoms, sitcoms, 1995 style and whatnot
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s40Q6ODSI8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPgIIB67bw
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFjsOZDjnJA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWrRPohom3I
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6v-ApehVbc

    As for my own ideas, I have none at this moment in time. I've never seen chucky so I cant really comment on your idea
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    I imagine you could watch the whole schlamiel on youtube.

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