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  • Cloud

    3 25.00%
  • Tifa

    5 41.67%
  • Cid

    4 33.33%
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Thread: Favorite Chocobo Jockey

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    Memento Mori Site Contributor Wolf Kanno's Avatar
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    Default Favorite Chocobo Jockey

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    Teioh
    >>Am willing to change opinions based on data<<

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    Teioh is the Chocobo. Joe is the jockey.
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    I vote for myself via Cloud proxy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeloZer0 View Post
    Teioh
    Skyblade's correction notwithstanding, why would you choose such scum anyway?

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    Cloud of course. Imagine a guy that looks like a chocobo riding on another chocobo.

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    Joe. But out of those three, Cloud.

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    Definitely Cloud. Purely for the fact that I don't have to hear Cid or Tifa whining "why not let me ride once in a while?"

    Why don't both of you shut the smurf up and let me get on with racing my gold chocobo?! You are wasting precious seconds of my life which I would prefer to waste in other ways.

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    Given that Ester was derided for being a female trainer, I'm picked Tifa as more girl power in Chocobo racing is definitely necessary.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Tifa can be my jockey any time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by VeloZer0 View Post
    Teioh
    Skyblade's correction notwithstanding, why would you choose such scum anyway?
    Because given the choice between A and B I'm the type of guy who always gravitates towards C.
    >>Am willing to change opinions based on data<<

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    There is no TEIOH. I only know the Black Chocobo Hyperion, he, he, he.

    Cloud.

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    Tifa. Because my teenage self had dirty thoughts. No, not that kind of dirty thoughts. No, not that kind, either.

    It was a mistake participating in this thread.

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    Joe.


    Always loved him and his cute black chocobo.

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    My favourite NPC jockey was Flangeron who rode the white Chocobo, Albino. I much preferred him to that knob Shantiballs who rode the red chocobo, Blob. They were both dicks.

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