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    Dancing Chocobo What if there was a Final Fantasy version of Eurovision

    Where each of the games sent singers?

    What game would send who? What would they sing/do?

    WHO WOULD WIN??

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    This game sounds like it needs a Simon Cowell!


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    LeBlanc would head from Spira along with backup from Tobli (?) and his annoying band.

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    How many characters in the series have experience on stage?
    I know of Cloud and the optionals (Barret, Tifa, Aerith, Yuffie), Zidane, Blank, Marcus, Cinna, Baku, Steiner, Garnet, Vivi, Yuna/Lenne, Irvine, Quistis, Zell, Selphie technically, Leblanc but only disguised as Yuna.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

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    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
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    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
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    Bartz is a crazy good pianist, so he can at least handle being on stages, even if he isn't singing.
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    Edward from FFIV

    Bartz could do it, using the Bard Job Class

    Yuna w/ her Songstress dress sphere

    Penelo from FFXII

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    Celes performs a frikin Opera with no prior experience
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    >>> What the hell is an eurovision?..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    Something Americans will never get
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    Basch could fit in - his outfit is silly enough.

    Then again, Balthier has the piercings and rings. Fran has the tight outfit and ears.

    Man the whole main six of FFXII could be involved really. You're allowed six on the stage and they all seem mental enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    Something Americans will never get
    Proud to be the American who started the thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    Something Americans will never get
    Eurovision is a singing contest, not Soccer.

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    what's soccer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    what's soccer?
    Imagine if there were like a whole team of guys like LeBron James. Every time someone touched them, they'd fall to the ground. The only difference is they kick the ball instead of dribbling it. That's soccer.

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    Ohh, yeah I think I get it now. Thanks dude!
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