Star Wars

[Jiro]

Your favourite character should be Han Solo and if not you're doing it incorrectly. For the prequels... Watto, I guess? He has a big nose. Obscure Jedi shout out, Plo Koon for life.

I smurfing love Plo Koon. I used to demonstrate my superior Star Wars knowledge by talking about him because he was in one of those PS1 Star Wars games and I totally won with him.

Han Solo is also hands down the best character in the movies.

The Phantom Menace is a rubbish film but it benefits greatly from Liam Neeson and that guy who plays Darth Maul. They really should have focused more on Qui Gon to give the movie a clearer main character, which is one of the most obvious flaws. But Attack of the Clones does have that kickass Jedi fight scene, so it wins (very slight) points there, and I really love the choreography of the fight scene between Obi Wan and Anakin in Revenge of the Sith.

Ewan McGregor was/is a long running man crush of mine esp. as Obi Wan Kenobi but that can't excuse what are easily subpar films. But smurf the haters I will enjoy them in a gross kind of way anyway.

[blackmage_nuke]

I smurfing love Plo Koon. I used to demonstrate my superior Star Wars knowledge by talking about him because he was in one of those PS1 Star Wars games and I totally won with him.

If you're talking about Jedi Power Battles I loved what I was able to play of it but the platforming in Naboo Swamp was just too dificult for me. I played the Trade Federation ship a bunch of times over though, trying to maximize every point I could. Plo Koon is pretty amazing in that game but if I recall he is the only one without a "shroyuken" type move and theres one screen high up that cant be destroyed without it. That's 50 whole points!

[Psychotic]

Jedi Power Battles my man.

[Bubba]

Sod you, Bubba.

Liam Neeson.

Goodbye.

Yep. One movie has Liam Neeson, one does not. What more needs to be said?

The awesomeness that is Liam Neeson is unfortunately cancelled out by the talking turd that is Jar Jar Binks. It is the equivalent of having a quality medium-rare fillet steak, perfectly seasoned... then pouring vomit on top of it. It renders said steak inedible. The fact that Binks is rarely in Attack of the Clones would automatically give it the edge over Phantom Menace. In fact, no matter how bad a film I've watched, from any genre, it would automatically get 4-out-of-ten purely because Jar Jar Binks isn't in it. I remember watching Gigli with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez and thought "My word, that film could not get any worse... oh wait, Binks wasn't there. Ahh, it wasn't too bad". Film makers, for the love of all that is holy, do not make me eat my steak while it is covered in vomit...please!!

So to sum up, The Phantom Menace is the worst Star Wars film because it doesn't allow me to eat Liam Neeson.

[Jinx]

I love Chewy and Amidala!

[Pike]

Say what you will about The Phantom Menace, podracing is the coolest thing. Episode One Racer was such a good game.

[blackmage_nuke]

Also Im sure saying this will make people hate me but Im fine with and actually like the concept of midichlorians.

[Jinx]

I always call mitochondria midichlorians.

[blackmage_nuke]

I always thought of Chlorophyll when I heard Midichlorians but mitochondria makes a lot more sense now that I think about it

[Jiro]

Also Im sure saying this will make people hate me but Im fine with and actually like the concept of midichlorians.

I'm not sure why people hate midichlorians (no seriously please explain I may agree with you on reflection)

also I trust we are all in agreement: George Lucas is the worst thing to happen to Star Wars since Jar Jar Binks

[Jinx]

Just for the record, I do a ballin' Jar Jar Binks voice.

[Agent Proto]

Say what you will about The Phantom Menace, podracing is the coolest thing. Episode One Racer was such a good game.

Yes. This is very true! Pod racing was the best thing to come out of that movie.

[LunarWeaver]

I'm such a big fan of Star Wars that I'm afraid of what will happen if I continue to make sentences after this one.

[Ayen]

I remember having the original version of the trilogy on video before the 1997 re-release.

I should have saved those... They have to be worth so much money now.

[Pike]

I remember having the original version of the trilogy on video before the 1997 re-release.

I should have saved those... They have to be worth so much money now.

I have those as well; unfortunately they are only $10 on eBay.