Yeah, fair enough. Maybe I took that song a bit too literally.

But if someone could explain these lyrics to me/defend their stupidity then I would be most grateful...

'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter, and my Daddy said stay away from Juliet - Taylor Swift

Only time will tell if we can stand the test of time - Van Halen

She'll think I'm Superman not Super Minivan, how could you leave on Yom Kippur - Train

I kick plenty of ass, so call me an astronaut - Dr Dre

If the light is off, then it isn't on - Hilary Duff