2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil

[Loony BoB]

ARGENTINA HAVE ALLOWED THE BALL TO BE KICKED INTO THEIR NET EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE SPECIFICALLY TASKED WITH PREVENTING THIS FROM OCCURRING!

I do not think they wanted to do that.

[Psychotic]

Also seriously, are the Brazilian camera crew on one long perv? You can't go five minutes in this World Cup without them checking out some attractive women in the crowd. Who gives a smurf if I wanted to perv I'd use the god damn internet, I'M HERE FOR THE MEN IN SHORTS GOD DAMNIT

it's 2014 not 1974 bloody hell.

[Dat Matt]

God Dammit Linda! Why didn't you trade me for Germany in the sweepstake!?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Also. Shrekkm8, Paul.

[Freya]

Woooooooooooo my team won. Picked them from the beginning. Woooooooo

[Jess]

I'm pleased for Germany. I think they deserved it.

On another note,

[Karifean]

I tip my hat to my neighbors. Gut gemacht.

[Pike]

Lieb Vaterland, magst ruhig sein,
Lieb Vaterland, magst ruhig sein,
Fest steht und treu die Wacht, die Wacht am Rhein!
Fest steht und treu die Wacht, die Wacht am Rhein!

[Old Manus]

THANK YOU BASED GOTZE

[Loony BoB]

Justice. Good result. Will hold my hands up, I have no objection to 3 seconds of shots of hot Argentinan ladies in the middle of my Men In Shorts Day.

Schweinsteiger my Man of the Match. Guy was brutalised to hell and just kept getting back up and putting his body on the line for the good of the team. Seemed to be freakin' everywhere.

[black orb]

>>> Over already, I wanted penalties. and did Messi play? ..

The next one Russia right? Its gonna be cold there..

[Psychotic]

Everything I've ever loved is in ruins. All my hopes, all my dreams, all of them are in tatters.


My homeland of course. Proud English lions. Relied on a potato man and a captain who is literally 46.


Ah, Uruguay. My fallen idol. Transformed into a werewolf and his team were smurfed without him.


Chile played some sexy football and I loved their verve. Brazil promptly jammied them on penalties.


Ah, America. I had USA as a team in my work's sweep, and victory would see the game becoming very popular over there. Part of me, though, part of me wanted them to fail after some of the gloating reactions to my beloved England. I was in two minds. Was there a curse? I didn't know. But it was not to be.


It was at this point I began to realise my powers and smurfed the Belgians hard just to spite Bubba. Even the afro in this signature was subsequently destroyed.


The sheer hubris of this nation offended me. Did you know they created a victory song to celebrate their impending victory over Germany? It was never sung. I am glad they were silenced forever.


Everybody implored me to turn on the Dutch after Robben's diving. I couldn't bear to put him in there. Instead I turned to a man I love, and watched as he took an elbow to the back of the head and lost so much blood. For the greater good, I told myself.


At this point, well. The Argentines had indulged in their wacky Malvinas antics before the tournament. If Messi so much as scored a tap in off his arse the media would be screeching that he was the best player of all time. I couldn't let that happen. They had to be stopped... and I had the power.

What started as an innocent love of football and nations grew into something dark and sinister. I know now my signature has a dark power. The power to make a nation and the power to break a nation. I believe justice has been delivered, but such a power should be used responsibly. I reckon my work here is done. So long, World Cup thread. *rides into the sunset*

[black orb]

>>> Hey Psychotic, are you happy with Germany being the champions??..

I would have liked England to win, even if they didnt have any chance..

[Loony BoB]

I think you should go back to putting your beloved Premier League teams into your sig. By which I mean Liverpool and Manchester City, not Leicester City. I don't mind if Leicester City win the Premier League.

EDIT: Hell, throw in Chelsea while you're at it!

EDITRA: Oh and Arsenal.

[Bubba]

MMMMF MMMMF I LVOE BELGIUM!

[black orb]

>>> The german players doesnt look very happy (SPOILER)robots..