2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil

[I Took the Red Pill]

Y'see, Jim, this is all a big misunderstanding. Your wife asked me to come over to fix a light bulb. As I entered the kitchen I slipped on a small spot of spilled olive oil and lost my balance. At the same moment, a strong breeze entered through the window, effectively undoing my belt and unbuttoning my pants. It was at this time that the unfortunate event occurred that in my descent, my penis fell into your wife's vagina. I mean, I was just trying to be neighborly, Jim. These things happen.

[Yamaneko]

Brazil will win the tournament playing four consecutive penalty shootouts.

[Psychotic]

That Rodriguez volley Who needs Suarez or Falcao? smurfing majestic.

[Pike]

IT'S OVER URUGUAY IS FINISHED

[Formalhaut]

[Loony BoB]

Psy's sig strikes again! Who's next in line to be cursed?

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! smurf Belgium. If Belgium smurfing beat America and the curse is proven to exist they're next in god damn line.

Can you like... get all the sigs you've used and put them in order so that the oldest image is tiny, and the biggest one is your new sig? Kind of like...

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Maybe align it to the top if you can somehow, though. Dunno. Just think it would look cool and hilarious.

[Mahad]

Colombia should knock out Brazil, unless they get help.
Also, USA beats Belgium.

[Rocket Edge]

I looked at that volley with Colombian people and I think I went more mental than they did. Granted I was locked, but still.

[I Took the Red Pill]

God I'd love to see Mexico pull the massive upset out of their asses. I really like the way the Mexicans have played so far. And christ, to wipe that smurfing smug grin off of Robben's stupid face. One can dream.

[DK]

DIRK

[Psychotic]

DIRK

YES

Read a disgusting rumour in the gossip section today, Van Gaal wanting to take Dirk to United. Piss off, he's entirely too good for that club. Will always cry tears of joy when I remember him utterly wrecking them and getting a hat-trick as Fergie's face turned a delightful shade of puce.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Mexico actually looking like the much better team here so far. The problem is that you can dominate possession the entire game, it only takes one well-constructed counter-attack for NED to just rip you apart and win the game. Here's the hoping Mexico can put all the pieces together and rip one into the back of the net first.

[I Took the Red Pill]

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BENDITO GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Psychotic]

Mexico definitely the better team. Will the Mexican Curse of 16 finally be lifted? I remember them vs Argentina in 2006 when Maxi scored a belter of a goal to match the one his namesake James scored last night and it was one of the best WC games I have ever seen. They didn't deserve to go out then and they don't deserve it now.

[I Took the Red Pill]

smurf. Well after 9999 corners I suppose that was bound to happen. And that was a smurfing laser of a shot.