The worst team in the World Cup aka England are playing today. Who is excited for watching a pile of awful rubbish get absolutely mullered?

Who do you think will be to blame? I have two good candidates.

Rooney - the most overrated potato-man in the history of overrated potato-men who get into Nike commercials based on two games aforementioned overrated potato-man played in 2004 - will be trout, lack any sort of tactical disclipline and let Pirlo do whatever the smurf he wants just as he did in Euro 2012. Roy will not drop Rooney because Nike and The Sun won't like it ("ROO WHAT? ARE YOU BRAZIL NUTS? WOY DROPS STAR WAYNE") even though Welbeck, Sterling, Lallana, Barkley, Lampard, Wilshere and Fraser Forster would all be better in the no 10 role.

Glen Johnson will also be hilariously bad and smurf up. Hey Old Manus, remember when you moaned about him non stop in Euro 2012 and then he turned out to be England's best player in the tournament? lol. Either way, you're in luck because now he's in bad form and put on a few pounds. Still, don't be too harsh on the lad as there's no decent alternative. Jones? Smalling? I'm sobbing at the prospect. Kyle Walker is just a trout version of Glen Johnson and Glen Johnson is already trout.

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#comeonengland

#makeusproud

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